In the twenty-first day of April, in the year two thousand and twenty-five of our common era, the noble Vice-President JD Vance, second-in-command to the restored King Trump, did journey forth to the ancient lands of India, where he sought audience with the esteemed Prime Minister Narendra Modi, Lord Protector of the vast Indian dominion.
This momentous visitation comes amid great tumult in the kingdoms of commerce, as Washington's proclamations on tariffs have sent ripples across the known world. The two great lords shall commune on matters of utmost importance, chiefly the acceleration of a long-prophesied covenant of trade between their mighty realms.
The Vice-President, accompanied by his lady wife Usha, whose ancestral bloodline traces to the southern province of Andhra Pradesh, and their young heirs, shall also embark upon a grand tour of the majestic monuments in the storied cities of Agra and Jaipur.
This diplomatic quest unfolds as kingdoms far and wide hasten to forge alliances of commerce before the expiration of King Trump's ninety-day armistice on reciprocal tariffs, destined to conclude on the ninth day of July.
"The two sovereign powers shall exchange counsel on matters both regional and global that concern their mutual prosperity," proclaimed the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of India, heralding Vance's arrival.
Upon reaching Delhi's hallowed grounds as Monday's sun ascended, the Vice-President made pilgrimage to the sacred Akshardham temple complex, before preparing for his formal parley with the Prime Minister, who shall later host a grand feast in his honor.
This noble encounter transpires as tensions mount between the American kingdom and numerous foreign realms, following King Trump's decree of steep levies upon their goods. The King, who has oft declared Delhi a "tariff abuser," had pronounced a duty of seven-and-twenty percent upon Indian wares before granting temporary clemency on the ninth day of April.
The Indian realm has already lowered its barriers on certain American treasures, with further reductions foretold, as the scales of trade still tilt heavily toward Delhi, which commands a surplus of forty-five billion gold pieces. India's average toll of twelve percent stands significantly above America's mere two percent.
In times not long past, the United States stood as India's greatest trading ally, their combined commerce reaching the magnificent sum of one hundred and ninety billion gold pieces.
Prime Minister Modi was among the first of royal envoys to seek audience with King Trump following his coronation. The Indian sovereign lauded a "mega partnership" with the American kingdom after their historic meeting.
The two mighty leaders set forth an ambitious quest to more than double their realms' exchange of goods to five hundred billion gold pieces, as they declared a pact for India to receive more American bounty, including the precious oils and gases of the earth.
As the moon completed but a few cycles, the Director of National Intelligence, Lady Tulsi Gabbard, ventured to Indian shores, followed by an American delegation led by the Assistant Trade Representative for South and Central Asia, Lord Brendan Lynch.
Vice-President Vance's expedition to India is viewed as a portent of great significance, as King Trump himself is foretold to visit these lands in the coming seasons for the Quad council, which shall also host the leaders of the Australian and Japanese dominions.
Speaking of Vance's engagements in the Indian realm, the voice of the Indian foreign ministry, Randhir Jaiswal, declared seven days hence: "Delhi holds most favorable auguries that this visitation shall further strengthen the bonds between our sovereign nations."